Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
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He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
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After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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