My friends, they love my intelligence
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
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tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
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No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
We are all done wearing pants today
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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