I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
the liver wants what the liver wants
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
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