Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
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just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
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Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
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