I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
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would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
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We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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