So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
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I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
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Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
The air taste purple.
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