i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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