I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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