Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
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