stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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