PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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