He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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