have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Drunk in a bar in Texas. The 24 y/o hottie I am chatting up just called me a male cougar. I am dealing with this whole turning 40 thing juuuust fine.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
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All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
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Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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