I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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