this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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