did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
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