ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
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I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
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Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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