He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Text me some of your sweat
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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