would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
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the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
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I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
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