Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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