i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
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I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
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I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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