One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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