He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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