i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
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So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
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cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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