Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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