just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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