yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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