so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Also, beer. Big fan.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
