awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
No subtext here. People are naked.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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