That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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