guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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