this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
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I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
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You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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