sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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