So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
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You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
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His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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