just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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