porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
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will power is for people who don't want to get laid
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
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... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
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