I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
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Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
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I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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