im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
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I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
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Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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