What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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