Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
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She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
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Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
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