guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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