That's intense
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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