Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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