??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
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I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
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Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
My vagina just clenched in fear
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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