Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
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like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
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My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow