Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?