Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
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ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
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I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you