Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
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So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
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Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?