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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
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The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
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Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME