i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
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Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
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That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
It's shark week go big or go home
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
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