You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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