Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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