he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Randomize
