he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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