so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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