Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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