in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
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